前言:
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早在半年前我就一直接到別人打錯電話
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我先稱這個主要內容的主角叫:恩如
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今天(昨天)下課後
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我一回到家馬上抱頭大睡
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睡到一半時
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突然有人電話響起
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≧﹏≦:"喂,恩如的把把嗎?"
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:"恩恩"
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≧﹏≦:"您在休息嗎?真是不好意思打擾您"
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:"沒關係"
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≧﹏≦:"本期恩如的學費繳費日期已快截止囉!"
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:是這樣阿!
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≧﹏≦:那還請您有時間時,撥空去繳費
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:老師,謝謝你呀
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≧﹏≦:不會^^
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:那個...老師我想和您談些事情
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≧﹏≦:恩?恩如最近表現不錯呦!(緊張)
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:恩...那就好~
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≧﹏≦:(鬆口氣..)
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:您應該不是平常那位老師吧?
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≧﹏≦:是的,我是這裡(補習班)的主任
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:那個主任你好,我有件事情早在半年前的11月就想告訴你們了...
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≧﹏≦:恩?
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:其實...我不是恩如的爸爸!!
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≧﹏≦:什麼!!?!那恩如...
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:恩...我的意思是說...你們打錯電話了....
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≧﹏≦:阿?喔喔...
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≧﹏≦:您真的不是恩如的把把嗎?(不負責的男人!?)
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:恩,真的不是
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≧﹏≦:是喔,不好意思,所以說我們之前都打錯電話了?
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:恩恩~
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≧﹏≦:真是不好意思,多次百般打擾
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:不會~
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≧﹏≦:那我們馬上把這隻電話塗改掉
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:恩恩,拜託你們囉
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≧﹏≦:不會!
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╮(╯▽╰)╭:那掰掰囉~恩如要加油呦~(做了半年的乾爹給你支持)
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唉~~
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孩子有一天也是會長大離你而去的
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雖然早已知道有這麼一天
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但眼角還是不經留下淚水來....((大誤!!
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恩如要加油呦!!乾爹以妳為榮!
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P.s
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可能有網友誤會
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我並沒有騙了他們半年
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打從去年那通電話開始
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我就有跟他們說過打錯電話了
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但每個月必定還是會接上一兩通
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所以這次我也懶惰一開始就解釋
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不然他們老覺得我是不認女兒的壞把把~((雖然這次好像也是=ˇ="
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所以這次就稍為惡作劇了一下
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讓他們印象深刻
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或許這樣
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他們就會注意到
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"真得打錯電話了"也說不定~
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