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【話說在前】
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詐欺遊戲,日劇/日影設定,電影《再生》上映兩週年紀念。
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衍生自2013/11/17首發鮮網之【偽20字】LGR設定十五則。
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惡搞崩壞之後續,在句前加上>>>。
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秋山深一x神崎直,少許無配對。
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2014/03/03首發於鮮網,暫不開放轉載。
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※※※※※
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*01.請求(Request)
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「秋山老師,請救救我!」
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「……我說過『不提供戀愛諮商』的吧?」
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>>>「可惡,還有這招!」女學生們怨嘆以前沒想到這說詞。
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*02.怒意(Rage)
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「為了復仇而來打攪我(和直)的生活?」
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秋山臉色更沉。
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>>>「就當論文取材嘛,畢竟出新書才能賺版稅養家呀--」
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*03.拒絕(Refusal)
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「和我無關。」
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秋山深一不想冒險。
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因為他已有牽掛。
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>>>--研討會論文三天後就要交了,哪有時間去攪和……!
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*04.限制(Restriction)
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「對了、小秋,這次不可以攜眷喲。」福永補充道。
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>>>「……這是員工旅行調查嗎?」
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*05.目的(Purpose)
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「莫非老師是為了我--」
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「是替下篇論文取材。」教授澄清。
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>>>--唉,怎能讓人知道自家太太拿離家出走要脅自己?
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*06.支出(Expenditure)
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「兩年前賺了不少吧,優勝?」
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「不……都花在太太身上了。」
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>>>「--秋山,你太太是有多敗家啊……!」
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*07.規模(Scale)
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「連總獎金也縮水啦--就只有甜筒維持以前的水準。」
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>>>「--聽說事務所一向是從家●福進貨的。」
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*08.斷言(Assertion)
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少了你能相信的她--
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「秋山深一,這次遊戲你輸定了。」
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>>>「福永,願賭服輸,交出你藏起來的甜筒。」女孩轉頭道。
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*09.戰術(Tactics)
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既然直不在--秋山從腦中刪除了幾個備案計劃。
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>>>--可以不用擔心家長投訴發揮全力真是太好了……!
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*10.警告(Warning)
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「想家的男人可是很暴躁的啊!」
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坂卷麻衣叮囑隊友。
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>>>「秋山這妻管嚴還是需要小直才行呀--」麻衣感嘆著。
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*11.預料(Anticipation)
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他早已設想學生背叛的可能--畢竟她不是神崎直。
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>>>--唉、也只有自家太太能在空無一物的路上跌倒……
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*12.猜測(Guess)
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他看著無訊號的手機。
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--這次會有幾通未接來電呢?
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>>>--也好,至少不用一直接助理的論文催繳電話。
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*13.目光(Gaze)
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「--我們贏了。」
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但老師彷彿在和誰訴說著,並沒有看我。
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>>>「……老師,我旁邊沒人啊?」篠宮優一顫。
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*14.抱怨(Complaint)
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回程,秋山教授一路站著。
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--現在的學生都不讓座嗎?
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>>>--哼,以後妳搭地鐵就不要被拍下來搞到肉搜。
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*15.歸返(Return)
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他已站得發酸,仍加快步伐。
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總不能讓孕婦亂跑吧?
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>>>秋山快步前行,無暇整理被風吹亂的髮型。
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2014/03/03,鮮網,作家的話。
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一直都想把那十五個發想的後續都寫出來,但整理後發現點子大多是搞笑,只好通篇都努力寫成如此崩壞之風格(笑)
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其實添筆也都是20字,算是個人一點小堅持吧。還有偏要在03/03發佈也是我的私心啦,有點擾人視聽真是不好意思。
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感謝點閱,有機會下次再見。
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