兩個男人,一左左門神一右右門神
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左門神是用看的,右門神是用聽的
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一天,兩個人坐在一處木製野外野餐餐桌
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兩人抽著菸,左門神就把右腳失態地放在椅子上,右門神則相反
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右門神娶了一個富家千金,每晚夜夜笙歌
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左門神有去打聽過它的住處,就是右門神
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經過街道,沒有,什麼都聽不到
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一天,左門神說「你能看穿我的把戲嗎?」
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兩個水瓶水平地放著,左門神快速地轉動,再轉回來
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猜!
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右門神道:「我什麼都聽不出來」
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兩人菸一根又一根
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右門神娶她,富家千金,
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手頭相當緊
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左門神準備了一百萬放在桌上,給!
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菸一根又一根
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右門神坐在餐桌左邊,抬起頭,緊接快速地看向左邊,最後往下看
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「ㄜ」「轟!」左門神正看向右邊
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右門神已經把一百萬抱著帶走
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兩人相約,大家互相要有把戲
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右門神手拿一個會滲水出來的水瓶
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站在餐桌旁,兩手放下
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「聽!」「你有聽到嗎?」
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水瓶地水一直在滲出來
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數年後
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右門神從倉庫裡找到一份藏寶圖
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順著藏寶圖來到一處洞穴,右門神舉起手上的600ml咖啡廣場寶特瓶瓶子
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「喀!」原來咖啡廣場瓶子是賴打,火把
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