3. 第一次懇親
I8FYn3oQJMAgHpE1Lkf27R9VGNbhU6DrTmajOq4d
lIo3V60fpD4Uc7W9zNSLFQC1giMu8Bhatdjr2sbR
這不是肯X雞?這不是肯X雞!
rS5tn3saocPwXTuCEDd1UhpMyBNlGIHqQiYAO6Wv
朋友之中最晚當兵的我,早就知道這是廣告效果!
UXJihQwPlgOsFz09IVyrZbHmcAn6KCdSuqjtxfaN
進去裡面吃幾頓牢飯.....不對?是軍中營養午餐....
G8VQRNIOf1Jzj62ShyYtdBK5vgaXrUoAFxq3Hb4E
不用5天....三天?額?兩天.....
1xo6eEp9ysl0IfbV7AO25Qq8NakJFTHRu4mgPWCj
就算只帶你家巷口隔夜的阿婆鹹酥雞?
yMwF642u8xtkoifVmPRIqleNngpHL910ODTrvcXJ
你都會激發出比『吞食天地2』中的BONUS GAME....
DMSCcZARX8Tw0KOhzHFopt2G3LjyvENQ6Pd4kJYI
還要強上幾倍狼吞虎嚥的超能力!?
Yrs4AZ8bxLK3l5O0i7G2gn9cfvUV6mNPQzoqtEJa
Ky0bjMQ5XwPBZ4RzrIJieGpTauc3Uvkfnd1qD2gH
最晚當兵的好處....就是先看朋友的矬樣!
r4qLoXUWsaPcz1p6d9Y73VwDeOb5ZJTtnGIC0EvM
最晚當兵的壞處....就是一群朋友嘲笑你的矬樣!
NmDlxS04nOFkXw3MRU5pZhWgeYvGiI8Ptz1uVEc7
QiqK65rveMI7Z2lbwWksmcYDRt8g4UHNxn9BoAJp
想想懇親後~下午就順便放假.....
YRUEeXB2JktNWbwfmOl813cG0MqSavTsoVz6F4Qr
宋啦!終於可以回家看當兵時候....
jKZ3rVnNfOezRph9atxlkH0YGXTMgmwso6qDcbQP
最愛看也最需要的---『愛情動作大片』!
qzhS3nEd8AJ4rfWs6ytp2RlCI09V75FPwbXNDikO
MhHBtkzCaXx18SiEuovYcWb5ZgG2f0QFydVq4meI
AvVnScm7YukjoOtRbUFLD9ey0NH36Xqw5BrdIzCa
SrG1vy2BjifnDIeTQ5wHpORdAXkg8tNbaUzhluLK
u6eh0cbyDOriVFo1ZxEdfXLMjkNw7WlgAHYBv9Cm
0KbWHJmIABDQ6YntEFosC9OdUSivchqGPyj7pfg3
4.自家的『 軍中樂園 』
84l30DFAiyvjnVzUJdmBrPObkEgIHZ9XW5RuphQG
UzuDQSyCwLs2x9MlPvngb5Y40B3qGrmkIHWVNeiT
跟鄰兵開玩笑的左欺敵....右欺敵?
5wkMSEuTNKrLIybm7lizhvPJVHxGQ0YaCn3jped2
聽著交頭接耳的討論著,
HtOYKgUDLhspqbC2oauv4SwQyjnRNd1r6i58GIA9
待會要去苗栗還是漢口路?
rGZbBHyp2I1j5FL4xUPOAo0cKvmJnqduSMhzW9l8
寵幸哪位已經預約好的妃子!
E4Uu6s0NHfoycSZMYC8ql1KnTOGRdIx2rDkzXALF
A0xIDHWC2BaEpqMgsKQvunl5OJ9Z4tVUhFRye6zc
午夜~
gERj4y1XQotwnvhDL7ASFfVNKOpIseaWxPl9HzMC
MhOCFtLNjX93unE2qdTSksRGIo0PHWrBc7mJeK8Z
手裡拿著t108....看著屏幕!
NSMTDwUvKrzC0VLt6Y4pFlgaPWHb7cJsimxBZQu3
思念著在地球另一端的『她』?
YIGvzWVdFrwm4Pilp29tbSBye0j35TxHasDACJch
想著!不知是否能安然退伍後....
ur2AQ8SyJTFMdgljNnzh5vIoXGt6O9REcZLsqmDp
搭飛機過去與她相會~
8kOSDpq4xXdfnrJtoscAEay6HeCvTFBPWMYQuGmI
KWsNRX6Ji4bQU8l9DdCp05MOkfV1mwqzSyvareBj
突然.....
ICcJgDGNEkOmBPq48F3LvKjZyae1RHzVx0AldQTX
SzjLYMvyNRPTAgWwHBdnoVkX6hbJDtFOiK7UEe13
一個嘲笑自己的自己?
9TEM0hGNf52r4HFRtg8mA3KxnDCzajQcPwOBJyus
慢慢的由鼠蹊部發出....
tUd4NcZre0xWTKF6IApBizvmHuSlP7DOL5E2fVR1
向他靠攏的靡靡之音?
B037QufxDRilhVSMAXZJH1L46gTnW9PEjzN28Otd
fc10HubnLV4G7NRQ3jm8YhC2DzKqXMBJoIUZOT5E
自己:裝純情給誰看啊?
wKyrH70z6PcgCRLmt4lDipn9X1YBu5bWkIG8fdeF
自己:再過幾天你又要回去地獄啦!
vXf3uWzc6NtxehkHbaVJrFLp2UP4qsCG1MEjoTlm
自己:來嘛!放在書桌抽屜裡面,
q37IoFxbvyZJOBMskDrl9tC1uYAfPWaRzVXQEn8d
自己:你用『惡靈古堡』壓在下面的她.....
eTQsPNt8jEp4CZF6wSO7dvy3fr9Rh1BiaozMqIlY
自己:正渴求著現在的你~
liyajNXoKIf1zJ85TBZhSRermHVYx0C7Fq3ku9gw
自己:去解救她!
LZAHj7FWPVtsBuX9xdaGNp5cC4E2hbiylgeOnrkI
uXoek3WvMwUBbG8DFZ2cN9tjTdaiJgErpCYlPQVh
我被說服了.....
mlVkr6ep9n7iBRT5gtaQsvFXqyPObxEISZHd0Mz1
只留小檯燈.....
FPEQdscHvfMO1Te0hgXq2ILmCzx5jyUSknBiRZlp
房間門反鎖.....
aPreTMp2fmV1Rvs53Al06GgEdSCwFYDjJtXBoWyn
打開電腦螢幕....
4r0bs6Q9VgqOTvnjmHyuptcxJoRF5liZkLMWC32A
戴上耳機.....
HxY6RF05DZ1MX7SbCwvUGPWzlTq4c2dogtNhjfk9
83KjFwBmbWfqYZgJrcHMnxP2OCESL0hURyai65v4
用『自己』說服我到一半的時候....
Vs4Da3bgumAKH8oMwCjpnyqZN6EQ91eOtfU7dPkl
握著早已預熱的『慾之棍』...
XaBOsuMwDGo0nPHL829EpJhWA6yY7Tz13Sv45lQb
ubgkSRBevNw49CTO86rAqilF1mpQX7K50Jtsfncx
前去與她共享~奇淫合歡?!
ruhyeZ8125QYmczlAxvk0Gf7M4aBHTiIpF6bXSWj
gJaRUz2Pr1kYlXMVo7wb0TLxpjd9BCHyEsQ4G8qe
v05V4mg6PQlDoczFY7TOWkdxf1HI3eEnNBjA2wGu
jT7qw8bVBfS2RFZDWPsU1udinI9kxYQz4HMoNyXe
5. 抽籤
kbZGt4aUg7dHiuBfc1QlFCqY860mNErws3XnDILV
Jh80c1sZS6TuPEwmq2WNjfgCG7tVLroDRblpvAQF
聽著好像已經退伍好幾次的鄰兵們....
uqLSQRO3tx2NsHv6zM1dA4clVFUPr7WowJfgGi9D
說著~
sZ50XIPmLyMUpBtEdkoh1gb6AVjzYN42fT8rRenK
KpQFRV2mq8s3glLZbA9Wx1IoEuacTY7fvHriUkSX
阿榮甲:跟你說啦!要是不想抽到金馬獎?
b1myUWRk0EAilgZLDPHQvBeKJI92hodfOxVNzT3S
趕快去拿麥克筆,
wJug4tOHzfcEsCkLM6njYW72l89yAIXhFoKZVeUN
在掌心畫一顆眼睛....這樣就不會抽到了!
H53WcpBVq4v2GoCZ6tldePIYjfRSsJkm9UbFwO0M
阿榮乙:哪是?等一下看誰抽到空軍?
dRr6zQ437ovVL5cI0NJFSK9htCExkqinbpyXljGs
趕快去跟他握手....
xFCMhRnJuLa1mZtIzjsP5gDokpNyAYGdQ67ercWH
阿榮丙:我覺得應該是整天上廁所完....
fnD0su3NgGE2BRmvtOepJ7bKoa1ILVTZWdk8M9Sq
都不要洗手!這樣才會有好手氣!?
dN9GLiVAQ4vqFMmhosbER36CegxckaJKu8WrUyDt
LkG3EW6IzNR0CfS821FmuQiVletHjnh47AKdXMYs
聽著這些怪力亂神的言論?
dap7q2DSZlAPwOrMevEYTBHGXuNh351oizUgcLFj
我的心跟明鏡一樣....不為所動!
AUznyO9Yx12aE0TZDM4krbgp8lejqcw5vXmQKLWJ
GnCq3HNvSyPzVXgYF8KhBsrJe54QfoMT2dWj1uwO
你以為我有致勝妙招?當然沒有....
HAd15Bfwma0jWUqP43t6rvkxLGNSKz8iV9yORFeZ
2hRn8UkpTEiYcae6CDNLQ4bgKBdtIFPlrZv3J0qj
那是因為我已經向連長申請,參加幹訓班的考試!
CbkN9ELiYUZKVmM7QxulGhF1sfaq5oyRwW4Stvec
KnUc0pR9kledimSuqNjOV71ABtFgDyQPbrGxW5MH
但若是測試沒過....則以今天抽籤的結果為主!
8vO4MTj0FLtkyu7D3aS95glxoCp6PfJZYhVwWAUz
7pZvCfUILic1M2neDqk4WxGbsNATHl8BhrFtwgSV
為什麼想當班長?
G9rt25NJivKhOa8ATE3mPBRbxSLol6C0ZgzDYUcp
絕對不是因為我國小想當班長!
IXnGUZQSjq87aobei4lVxsmw3h2YHLgAcpM0NyE6
最主要的原因是---「距離」!
2GbvImFlzEqCM1Hng5hOYUNrPuRXpdDJit0Q4ZLw
當兵時,本來薪水就少到快被鬼抓走!
vXknDOW9YfEcx1sjr0RZKIm5ASp2CHuNToPiqldt
而且人在他鄉~就算你不搭車回家....
E8tov1hVnGK2CSWwR9f7OFU6q3xkLNygAsrdzjT5
也會因為孤單寂寞覺得冷?想找人放鬆放鬆!
qh5jz9MPNJrvpEdYOctuCIR2exDKHA34ib0UVa6T
R4GSMTXhBwYC7WrKic31ED2pAgztQsyINLdfZPmo
在仗著只考體適能....我更是信心滿滿!
2VoliJyF1Mf4aUZ5x7SILCGBD6g8bzd0Hqkn3XRO
uTgZLjzcUkGiXe3fvyBM5NmAQbp4E7daS18OR2qH
GBECSfRNxMe0gbYFQtIi8U4mZwTLWuakzOqX3r9y
rqIyWOAX7UVY05c2hZJkeaSLN6uDKlpHsP4bGCdB