春节以来,因为众所周知的原因,航总和小西都滞留在了老家,没办法见面,分隔两地,只能偶尔暗挫挫语音通话。
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某天早上,航总家,客厅
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(茶几上的手机震动,屏幕亮起,老爷子盯了一眼手机)
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攻:【惨,这么多年第一次用他的照片做屏保,结果就被看见了】
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(屏幕上是一个脸白白的青年,穿着毛茸茸的居家服,在沙发上笑得傻兮兮的照片)
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老爷子:…这是…你那个…………喜欢的……………明星…啊?
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攻:嗯…【神他喵明星】
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老爷子:…………嗯……………长得还行………
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攻:嗯…………………
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(奇怪的诡异的心照不宣的,又有点温馨的迷之沉默)
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午后,某个又懒又馋的作精终于起床上线,两人语音。
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(背景音:模糊的人声和电视声)
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受:(对背后的人)…哎呀你有啥不好意思的,我光屁股的你看的还少呀?
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攻:你和谁说话呢!
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攻:能看你裸体的不是只有我吗?
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受:(炸毛羞怒)…噫!我和我妈说话呢!我妈!
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……
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攻:你现在还躺在床上啊?
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受:嗯呐,我还穿着你给我买那睡衣呢...
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攻:你带回家了?
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受:嗯,超舒服嘛,你不是说喜欢那个毛绒绒的手感吗?
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攻:我喜欢光滑细腻的手感。
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受:讨厌!
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