剛上了國一,進到這間新班級
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恩......運氣真差,都是生面孔
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先基本的觀察一下周遭好了
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前面...沒人〈你這坐第一個的矮子
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左邊...窗戶〈我怎麼這麼邊緣
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右邊...一個看起來不會妨礙到我的女生,一看就知道很雞婆的那種
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後面...一隻⋯不,一坨男生。不要問我為什麼是一坨,他現在就呈現一坨的姿勢睡得很熟
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初步觀察先這樣,第一節......英文阿
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師:嗨~菜鳥們,〈勉勵廢話省略〉...那麼,新學期老樣子,自我介紹吧!
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歐......又是自我介紹,算了剛好看看有沒有可利用人物
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師:「1號!⋯⋯6號!⋯⋯10!⋯⋯」嗯⋯一群自以為帥的男生,都是學妹的菜
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師:12號!⋯⋯⋯12號?!⋯⋯⋯⋯
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撐著頭懶得動的我,一樣沒有回頭的意思
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師:前面的女生!叫一下他
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..............我嗎?
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師:對啦!叫一下他
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我回頭.........還在睡..........是有沒有這麼會睡?
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欸〈搖搖〉換你囉
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.....................
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欸〈再搖搖〉同學起來囉,換你自我介紹了
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.......睡得真熟阿,,,,,
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欸欸〈戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳戳〉〈抱歉本人特愛戳或掐微肉的人的身體.....〉
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.....................幹嘛阿...............
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〈歐!還活著〉痾,換你囉
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歐..............................
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不是阿你有反應就起來阿!!!
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最後,看不下去的老師把他拖起來了..\\\
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業:我是12號蕭亦靖,以前是@@國小6年3班。我說完了。
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...................................@的〈不雅〉
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我叫妳那麼久不能講多一點嗎?!?!
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真是怪人
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-------------------------------------------第一章結束------------------------
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本人很多怪癖,包括戳肉肉捏肉肉掐肉肉
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而且,本人很現實很厭世
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所以這文章我打算100%還原我倆的故事
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除了名字是化名以外,100%
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男主化名:蕭亦靖
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女主化名:荷娜音
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