Story. 1
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Yokokana:would u like meet me at RL?
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(Yokokana:你願意跟我在RL碰面?)
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Jedicode:RL??u mean R.N. sever??u wanna change sever play?
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(Jedicode:RL??妳是指 R.N. sever??妳是指想要換似服器玩?)
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Yokokana:no …… RL is mean Real Life :)
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(Yokokana:不……RL是指真實世界)
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Jedicode:Real Life …… ??
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(Jedicode:真實世界 …… ??)
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Yokokana:^__________^
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(Yokokana:^__________^)
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Jedicode:u mean … wanna me go out meet with u ??
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(Jedicode:妳指…要我離開電腦到外面與妳碰面??)
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Yokokana:^__________^
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“閣下如何回應這位日本小女子!?”
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[嚇了一跳,就虛應幾聲,說我最近沒有時間,關機走人]
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十秒後,ICQ 猛然冒出的歐喔聲,就跟送來的訊息一樣,充滿不幸意味。
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還是不要接好了,絕對沒什麼好事。
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心中這樣想,ICQ 的歐喔聲又叫了一聲
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再配上代表你有訊息的黃色符號不斷閃,真有山雨欲來風滿樓的氣勢,實在是想
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不理它都不行。
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“哎呀呀呀呀呀呀呀……閣下真國恥耶”
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“讀聖賢書,觀聖賢事,所為何物?泡妞也……”
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[我聽你在放屁!!]
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“屁乃肚內之氣,五穀之精華,閣下此般言語污蔑,豈對得起五臟廟主?”
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“虧閣下還讀那麼多書,寫那麼多小說,卻連這半點道理都不懂”
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“羞愧,羞愧……”
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[真抱歉,我書沒讀過幾本,小說沒寫多少]
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[倒是今天如果是你遇到,我看你會不會嚇一跳?]
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“真是孺子不可教,朽木不可雕,糞土之牆不可污也”
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“想我大中華,八年抗戰受盡日本鬼子欺凌,南京屠殺死傷何止千萬?”
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“真是南京恥,猶未雪,漢人恨,何時滅?”
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“今日總算得以揚眉吐氣一番,來個日本女子捨身倒貼”
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“閣下卻一口推辭,畏畏縮縮”
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“莫非……欲學 蔣委員長,以德報怨乎?”
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[好好好……我把她介紹給你,你自己去慢慢光我中華吧]
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“萬萬不可!!萬萬不可!!”
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“朋友妻,豈可欺!?”
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“萬惡淫為首,亂倫罪最過!!”
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“想我多年朋友一場,今日欲將我推入此罪惡深淵”
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“閣下真狼心狗肺,令吾悲歎不已”
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[你他X的!怎麼說來說去全都我的錯?]
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“知錯能改,善莫大焉,很好,很好”
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“苦海無邊,回頭是岸”
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“今日得以勸閣下回頭向善,吾已不枉此生”
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跟這混蛋講話,真是讓人又好氣又好笑,我得承認。
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[好吧,不開玩笑了,你認為她在想什麼?]
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[為什麼會想找我見面?]
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“閣下沒腦袋乎?”
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[真是夠了]
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“少女主動投懷送抱,焉有時間細究原因”
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“我男兒郎當開胸襟懷,張臂以對”
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[說的這麼簡單……就算我答應跟她見面,如果遇到恐龍怎麼辦]
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[讓恐龍在胸膛內對我亂咬…留下心靈創傷……]
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[我敬謝不敏]
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“都什麼時代!!豈能以貌取人?”
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[嗯………]
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這倒也是……
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沒有人願意天生長的像恐龍,更何況是女孩子……
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“正所謂,關上電燈都一樣,閣下不必太擔心外表乎”
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[他X的……]
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“閣下且慢口出惡語,以免失言缺憾終身”
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“吾所指,乃是燈光陰暗氣氛絕佳之幽靜咖啡館”
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“頗能保障情侶隱私”
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這小子,算他厲害……
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[好吧,你有跟女網友見過面嗎?如果我願意跟她見面,你有什麼建議?]
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“不知閣下是否願意將充滿緣份的初遇,先講與我聽?”
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[我們是玩一款網路遊戲,EverQuest無盡的任務,認識的……]
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[當時我從她身旁經過,我看到她玩得很菜,就知道她是菜鳥]
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[反正我閒閒沒事幹,就在旁邊 BUFF]
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“BUFF??放屁之發音乎??”
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[去你的,沒玩過 EQ 就別亂講,BUFF是施防衛法術啦]
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“了……後續……??”
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[後來她說我 K.S. 又說我 P.K. ……]
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“K.S. ?? Kiss Steal ??偷親 乎??”
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“P.K. ?? Player Killer ??殺人 乎??”
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“絕對是偷親不到,所以閣下獸性大發,轉而想強姦殺人”
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“想不到閣下竟會作出此等無恥之事……”
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[KILL STEAL !! 偷殺啦!!]
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[她說我正在偷殺她的獵物!!]
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[何況那時我也還不知道她是女的!!]
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“偷殺!?想不到閣下會做此等妨礙他人遊戲趣味的骯髒事”
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“雖然沒逼姦殺人那麼嚴重……吾終究是看錯人也”
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[X 的,這是誤會!!因為她不了解]
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[所以她看到我一直跟在她身邊,就有了警戒]
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[我一施法,她自然以為我要 PK 她]
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“了…請繼續……”
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[就是這樣,然後誤會說清,我們就慢慢搭上線]
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[我們上線時間又差不多,每天你一句 HI,我一句 HI,自然成為朋友]
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“真是不夠羅曼蒂克的初遇”
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[X……我需要為此跟你道歉嗎?]
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“我很誠心接受閣下道歉”
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[X !!!!!!!!!]
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“請聊聊你們的相處往事”
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“知道對方什麼資料嗎??”
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[我知道她是日本人,來台灣留學]
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“此等已說過之廢話,閣下不必再多言”
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[X的……]
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[我知道的不多,她跟我差不多大]
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[她好像住學校宿舍,因為她曾用跟我一樣破的英文說 Live in school]
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“哪間大學?”
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[不知……]
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“唉…也罷……”
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“你們在 EQ 內的相處情況??”
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“是否甜蜜恩愛異常??”
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[很抱歉,只是朋友的聊天而已]
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[偶而聊聊自己的狀況]
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[而且我們英文也都不是很好,想聊深一點也沒辦法]
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“ICQ??E-mail??”
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[全部沒有……]
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“奇也怪齋……莫非閣下遇到網路騙子乎??”
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“專門男扮女,騙取弱智青年蠢蠢的愛與金錢”
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[是啊,就像你這樣的人]
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[你上次不也用 ICQ裝清純少女,騙了不少人]
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“請閣下切莫輕易散佈此等不實謠言”
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“會傷害到吾微薄名聲”
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[你還有名聲啊??]
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“大名沒有,微薄賤名尚存”
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“此刻一旦散佈出去,透過網路恐怖傳播力,白也必成黑……”
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“屈時縱然鐵證如山,亦難杜天下攸攸之口”
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“請留吾一條賤命,以待來日再報”
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嘿嘿嘿……有把柄在手上真好,有空沒空拿出來威脅這傢伙,也真有趣。
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[這次就饒你狗命一條]
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[快告訴我應該怎麼辦啦!!]
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“縱觀以上情報,吾判斷……”
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“或許……”
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“或許是閣下在 EQ 內積欠對方數千萬元不還”
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“欲當面誅殺閣下洩恨”
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[你先等等,我找找網路]
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[哪個網站最喜歡八卦…並且有被你欺騙過的人在……]
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“主公請稍等!!軍師已想出一妙計以應敵!!”
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[好個狗頭軍屍……]
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“此名日本小女子應該對閣下有好感,方主動提出會面”
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[你認為她喜歡我??]
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“子曰:不可問”
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“是知為知之,不知為不知……”
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[問你一點用也沒有嘛]
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[正好,我找到網站了……]
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“等等!!主公請跟她見面!!”
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哈哈,這小子真機靈……
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[狗頭軍屍……不會有什麼壞處吧??]
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“請主公相信軍師之妙計”
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[你該不會落井下石吧??]
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“吾痛心哉……”
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[好好好…我相信你就是]
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[如果是要騙錢,也不可能要約我見面,對吧?]
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[我等等就再上去 EQ……]
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[但這樣一會說要去,一會說不去……]
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“沒錯…沒錯……”
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“請主公切記,一旦確定要去,就萬不可再改變主意”
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“三番兩次改變心意,會讓女方厭惡”
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“屈時縱使神仙再世,亦無法挽回”
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[知道啦,我要關 ICQ 進 EQ ……]
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“既然心意已決”
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“風蕭蕭兮易水寒……壯士一去兮……”
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[X……]
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就這樣,2000年9月15日晚上9點
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我跟多年老友 文源,經過三十分鐘的ICQ打屁
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也在他的半聳動中,終於決定參加這場會面。
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或許,我本來就是願意的 :)
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也或許,這是命運所給我的牽引……
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