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王欲參與"外邦文化活動",在丞相無意間聽聞宮人閒聊得知此事之後...
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丞相"王!!您在哪!!"
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王"吾在這"
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丞相"...吾王"
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王"何事?"
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丞相"請問您現在是在?"
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王"無事,吾正在...日光..他們說這叫日光浴"
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丞相"他們?日光浴?"
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王"外境人的玩意兒,挺有趣的"
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丞相"...光著身子?"
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王"哦這個啊,昨日探訪團舉辦為期三日的天體營活動,明日是最後呢,他們熱情邀約吾..."
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丞相"...然後?"
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王"吾答應參加了,現在正在適應呢、但為了展現皇室風度,出席是必須的!"
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丞相"...我的王,您尊‧貴‧非‧凡的龍體是不能隨便坦露的!"
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王"吾明白愛卿的顧慮,所以會讓曲奇(大內總管)備好輕紗帳的,何況他們如此誠懇,盛情難卻啊..."
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丞相"這樣啊..."
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王"是啊,反正明日也無事,就..."
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丞相"...就?"
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王"就去看看..."
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丞相"王挺有閒情逸致的,嗯?"
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王"...嗄?"
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丞相"將朝政要事扔給大臣們不說,吾王卻要和外邦探使...坦誠相見?"
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王"呃不是、那個愛卿啊...不是汝說都小事不用吾處理的嘛... "
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丞相"置眾臣於水深火熱之中,王卻無故缺席早朝?"
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王"聽、聽著,愛卿言重了!吾可以解釋...不是愛卿說吾可以...啊嚏!"
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丞相"吾王,您著涼了!"
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王"沒事,只是方才背有些冷、愛卿啊..."
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丞相"由此可見,吾王如此嬌貴的身軀,似‧乎‧不‧適‧合這種活動!"
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王"胡說!吾身強體悍、魁梧壯碩,何以嬌貴之說!"
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丞相"不行!說甚麼吾王尊貴的龍體也不能受一絲風寒侵害!"
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王"大膽!竟敢這樣大呼小叫,想造反嘛!"
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丞相"若不是為了吾王好......臣還想造次呢"
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王"哼,吾量汝也不敢......嗄?! 好啊!吾就說汝怎可能這麼乖乖臣服於吾!這一切都是......汝、汝想幹嘛?!"
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丞相"...臣覺得吾王實在是太不會為自己想了,不聽話的孩子,該罰"
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王"什麼?! 不、不要過來!不准靠近吾!來人、快來人啊、吾、吾的衣服呢!!去哪兒了?"
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丞相"臣到此之前已將不相干人等遣退,吾王放心,想必不會有任何人打擾到王的休憩,就讓臣...好好照顧您吧"
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王"免、免了!不饒愛卿費心!吾自己可以搞定、啊───放吾下來!!"
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丞相"吾王,臣伺候您就寢"
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王"還大白天的不用...送就送不用動手動腳!!睿喆!汝、汝冷靜點!"
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丞相"吾王,請別再亂動比較好"
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王"......為何?"
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丞相"......否則臣怕把持不住"
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碰!
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王"?!揪命───嗯唔───"
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───哪個傢伙放狼進來的,拖出去砍了!!
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翌日,丞相對外宣布王因龍體微恙,暫時不接見外客,並替王回絕外邦探使之邀約。
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